Drew Carey Taunts Palmison

A Pepper Writes The Guest Editorial For Contracting Business

And it appears to be about "The Perils of Palmison."

Reporter Tracks Down Palmison

Reporters attempted to track down Palmison in the Penton Media building...



...where he's allegedly working:



But alas, the crack security team denied reporters entrance.



An enterprising newshound refused to relent, eventually cornering Palmison at home where a do-not-disturb door hanger was seen.



It's strickly a rumor that the reporter heard crying and the words, "After all that I've done for them."

TV lawyer, Jackie Chiles, was unavailable for comment.

Peppers Visit Cleveland, Snub Palmison

The Peppers visit Cleveland where they are granted special status in the dog pound. But Palmison is nowhere to be seen!

Peppers Arrive In New York

Peppers Climb Notre Dame

The Peppers said being in France reminded them of Palmison. Not sure what that means, but Palmison must.

Parisian Peppers

Peppers In Rio

A Pepper Pops Up In Banff

Peppers Visit Easter Island

After Landing In Hawaii, The Peppers Take Surfing Lessons

TV Lawyer Jackie Chiles Is Furious With Palmison

Peppers Escorted By Former President Bill Clinton

Upon learning that the Peppers were to be freed following Palmison's compromise, former President Bill Clinton took credit and escorted the Peppers home. Asked about the conditions of the surviving Peppers, Clinton told reporters, "They've got that glassy look. And I like it."

Breaking News... Palmison Compromises & The Peppers Are Free!

Police Discover The Remains Of A Pepper Palmison Allowed To Be Sacrificed So The Peppernappers Could Prove Their Serialness

TV Lawyer Jackie Chiles To Represent Steve Palmison In Million Dollar Slander Suit

A Pepper Dies...

Peppernappers Send Their Final Note

A Spontaneous Rally Forms In Downtown Cleveland To Encourage Steve Palmison To Man Up And Save The Peppers

Steve Palmison Continues To Be Indifferent To The Plight Of The Peppers As Syrup Is Spilled Drop By Pure Cane Sugary Drop

Despite Pleas From Grasso, Palmison Ignores The Peppernappers' Demands

The Ransom Note

Peppernappers Prove Their Serialness

A Family of Dublin Dr Peppers Has Been Peppernapped

Proof of the carbonated life form...



Demands will follow!